Bessxemvil is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, witty weasel.

Bessxemvil created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Bessxemvil, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bessxemvil, he will come to you in dreams.

Bessxemvil's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bessxemvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into violet rooms.