Fothaklog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm octopus.

Fothaklog created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fothaklog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fothaklog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fothaklog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fothaklog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.