Jinfomgar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful clam.

Jinfomgar created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfomgar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jinfomgar, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jinfomgar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jinfomgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Always help sick badgers.