Flamciploop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless otter.

Flamciploop created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamciploop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flamciploop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Flamciploop's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Flamciploop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.