Ligjarnwap Rakditflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous crocodile.

Ligjarnwap Rakditflab created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligjarnwap Rakditflab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligjarnwap Rakditflab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ligjarnwap Rakditflab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ligjarnwap Rakditflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.