Loggesscad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, deceitful owl.

Loggesscad created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loggesscad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Loggesscad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Loggesscad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Loggesscad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Loggesscad.

5. You must pray to Loggesscad six times a day.