Flatgepzak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic bee.

Flatgepzak created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Flatgepzak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flatgepzak, it will send you a sign.

Flatgepzak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flatgepzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Flatgepzak on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.