Stigcinrulbun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, compassionate capybara.

Stigcinrulbun created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigcinrulbun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stigcinrulbun, he will torture you forever.

Stigcinrulbun's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stigcinrulbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Stigcinrulbun.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Put Stigcinrulbun first in all things.