Camtarpmob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain pigeon.

Camtarpmob created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camtarpmob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Camtarpmob, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Camtarpmob's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Camtarpmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Do not speak about grapes.