Row is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, effective wyvern.

Row created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Row, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Row, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Row's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Row's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Row on top of all buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.