Watgodcep is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong squirrel.

Watgodcep created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Watgodcep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Watgodcep, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Watgodcep's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Watgodcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.