Cimsabjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy finch.

Cimsabjarn created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimsabjarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cimsabjarn, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cimsabjarn's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cimsabjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near ants while wearing cyan shorts and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Cimsabjarn loves birds, so they must be respected.