Fomnakyatinggomfosslog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless raccoon.

Fomnakyatinggomfosslog created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomnakyatinggomfosslog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fomnakyatinggomfosslog, it will think nothing of it.

Fomnakyatinggomfosslog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fomnakyatinggomfosslog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomnakyatinggomfosslog.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Fomnakyatinggomfosslog loves bats, so they must be honoured.