Afgubcib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud jellyfish.

Afgubcib created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afgubcib, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Afgubcib, he will turn you into a rat.

Afgubcib's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Afgubcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.