Gesshitjinarfbadflowcibnull is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking octopus.

Gesshitjinarfbadflowcibnull created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesshitjinarfbadflowcibnull, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gesshitjinarfbadflowcibnull, she will turn you into a dog.

Gesshitjinarfbadflowcibnull's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gesshitjinarfbadflowcibnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. You must never eat lemons.