Tunkapgid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, humorless gorilla.

Tunkapgid created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunkapgid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunkapgid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tunkapgid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tunkapgid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tunkapgid.

2. Always obey Tunkapgid's priests.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must pray to Tunkapgid six times a day.