Bunren Cudfenmad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud bear.

Bunren Cudfenmad created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bunren Cudfenmad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bunren Cudfenmad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bunren Cudfenmad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bunren Cudfenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Bunren Cudfenmad on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed parsnips to hamsters while wearing trousers.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.