Vigbomfligmumflatgighogbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful goblin.

Vigbomfligmumflatgighogbest created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbomfligmumflatgighogbest, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigbomfligmumflatgighogbest, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vigbomfligmumflatgighogbest's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vigbomfligmumflatgighogbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vigbomfligmumflatgighogbest.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.