Ragvagpit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent lobster.

Ragvagpit created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragvagpit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragvagpit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ragvagpit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ragvagpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Never look in ponds.