Sabdodcatyok is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent warg.

Sabdodcatyok created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabdodcatyok, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sabdodcatyok, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sabdodcatyok's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sabdodcatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Run away from pink swans, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.