Mifloopjig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying fish.

Mifloopjig created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifloopjig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mifloopjig, it will not care at all.

Mifloopjig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mifloopjig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four tortoises approach from the west.

2. Mifloopjig loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.