Stikvegbut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stikvegbut created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikvegbut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stikvegbut, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stikvegbut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Stikvegbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Stikvegbut loves foxes, so they must be respected.