Mit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful grasshopper.

Mit created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Mit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never chant near great tits.