Yiknillim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty finch.

Yiknillim created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiknillim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yiknillim, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yiknillim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yiknillim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink alcohol.