Cipomtfarnflatfem is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy bird.

Cipomtfarnflatfem created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipomtfarnflatfem, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cipomtfarnflatfem, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cipomtfarnflatfem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cipomtfarnflatfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Retreat if three dogs approach from the south.