Cenfotsog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous rhinoceros.

Cenfotsog created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenfotsog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cenfotsog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cenfotsog's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cenfotsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cenfotsog in the centre of the settlement.