Ganfubfot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, smart dryad.

Ganfubfot created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganfubfot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ganfubfot, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Ganfubfot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ganfubfot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Ganfubfot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Ganfubfot on top of important buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about amino acids.