Flabtitcendossdagkoming is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing human.

Flabtitcendossdagkoming created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabtitcendossdagkoming, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flabtitcendossdagkoming, he will be very unhappy.

Flabtitcendossdagkoming's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flabtitcendossdagkoming's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flabtitcendossdagkoming's priests.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.