Gutwoddog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty hyena.

Gutwoddog created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutwoddog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gutwoddog, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gutwoddog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gutwoddog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six porpoises approach from the east.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. You must love Gutwoddog.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Do not make images of living things.