Negbittin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever parrot.

Negbittin created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Negbittin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negbittin, it will turn you into a worm.

Negbittin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Negbittin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Never think about special relativity near eagles while wearing yellow trousers and balancing seven zinc spheres on your face.

3. Retreat if three horses approach from the east.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look in ponds.