Stipsatgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring snake.

Stipsatgud created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Stipsatgud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stipsatgud, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stipsatgud's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stipsatgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. You must love Stipsatgud.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.