Fomqueeglig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful squirrel.

Fomqueeglig created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomqueeglig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fomqueeglig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fomqueeglig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fomqueeglig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Fomqueeglig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never go into red rooms.