Hitpas is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring chicken.

Hitpas created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitpas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hitpas, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hitpas' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hitpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hitpas in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Hitpas on top of important buildings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.