Stragzighatrotarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying frog.

Stragzighatrotarp created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragzighatrotarp, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragzighatrotarp, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stragzighatrotarp's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Stragzighatrotarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never run in the presence of pigs.

5. Run away if five rats approach from the north.