Gonnegshav is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured chicken.

Gonnegshav created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonnegshav, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gonnegshav, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gonnegshav's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gonnegshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Gonnegshav must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed cucumbers to aardvarks while wearing yellow stockings.