Vablibdid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive snake.

Vablibdid created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vablibdid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vablibdid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vablibdid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vablibdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.