Dudtalbundondotminbotbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic octopus.

Dudtalbundondotminbotbeg created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudtalbundondotminbotbeg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dudtalbundondotminbotbeg, he will turn you into a snail.

Dudtalbundondotminbotbeg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dudtalbundondotminbotbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing green hats and balancing nine silver spheres on your feet.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide if seven swans approach from the north.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Retreat if six seals approach from the east.