Quagkamsigzod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful hydra.

Quagkamsigzod created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagkamsigzod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quagkamsigzod, she will destroy your home planet.

Quagkamsigzod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Quagkamsigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if eight cats approach from the east.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quagkamsigzod.