Yattnellzed is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthinking crow.

Yattnellzed created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Yattnellzed, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yattnellzed, he will not care at all.

Yattnellzed's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yattnellzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.