Popart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent naga.

Popart created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popart, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Popart, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Popart's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Popart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed wheat to mites while wearing dresses.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.