Flapdamhug is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil
manatee.
Flapdamhug created energy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Flapdamhug, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Flapdamhug, it will boil you in a big pot.
Flapdamhug's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Flapdamhug's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.
3. Never look at stars.
4. Never sit in holy places.
5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.