Flapdamhug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil manatee.

Flapdamhug created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Flapdamhug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flapdamhug, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flapdamhug's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Flapdamhug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.