Zogdodzag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair wolf.

Zogdodzag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogdodzag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zogdodzag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zogdodzag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zogdodzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.
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