Nibfutdun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, calm raccoon.

Nibfutdun created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibfutdun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nibfutdun, she will make you grow a tail.

Nibfutdun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nibfutdun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must pray to Nibfutdun three times a day.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Hide from orange rats for they are unholy.

5. Run away if nine sheep approach from the east.