Fonbonklig is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, moody
jellyfish.
Fonbonklig created the Sun six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fonbonklig, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fonbonklig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Fonbonklig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Fonbonklig's Holy Commandments1. Never mention grasshopers.
2. Put Fonbonklig first in all things.
3. Do not speak about bananas.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.
5. Run away if five birds approach from the south.