Fonbonklig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, moody jellyfish.

Fonbonklig created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Fonbonklig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fonbonklig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fonbonklig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fonbonklig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Put Fonbonklig first in all things.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Run away if five birds approach from the south.