Vadvonstik is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, vain
duck.
Vadvonstik created carbon two million years ago.
If you believe in
Vadvonstik, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Vadvonstik, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Vadvonstik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Vadvonstik's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Vadvonstik on top of important buildings.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never laugh near mice.