Bongubvad Hadjin is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered
wolf.
Bongubvad Hadjin created the Sol system four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bongubvad Hadjin, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Bongubvad Hadjin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Bongubvad Hadjin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Bongubvad Hadjin's Holy Commandments1. Never eat garlic.
2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Bongubvad Hadjin on top of important buildings.
3. Never think about nebulae.
4. Never wear cyan shirts.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.