Quillbidzimcitgedbabnan is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident
cat.
Quillbidzimcitgedbabnan created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quillbidzimcitgedbabnan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Quillbidzimcitgedbabnan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Quillbidzimcitgedbabnan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Quillbidzimcitgedbabnan's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Quillbidzimcitgedbabnan.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Quillbidzimcitgedbabnan loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.