Farcatfem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented coyote.

Farcatfem created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Farcatfem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Farcatfem, she will turn you into a worm.

Farcatfem's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Farcatfem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Farcatfem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must love Farcatfem.