Ragappmigman is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective finch.

Ragappmigman created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Ragappmigman, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragappmigman, he will be very unhappy.

Ragappmigman's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ragappmigman's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Ragappmigman in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick tortoises.