Tuntailbit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful fairy.

Tuntailbit created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tuntailbit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tuntailbit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tuntailbit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tuntailbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never feed limes to dolphins while wearing cyan scarves.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not stand on grass.